Those of you who are old and hairy enough to remember sitting around the ZAcademy fire banging our clubs on our tablets grunting “How this ZBrush-thing work? Grunt-grunt!” would remember that life was happy and we all feasted merrily on pixols, while the leader of the pack -Kurisu- would howl at the moon and teach us how to hunt while in “Edit-Mode”. On occasions the great mysterious-one called Pix-E-Later would appear out the darkness to throw a new log on the fire and disappear again. Everyone had a sneaky suspicion that this mysterious man worked for Pixologic. I myself concluded that this mystery-man swept the floors at Pixologic and would sneak a peek over the boss’s shoulder.
Hmmm, yes.
It made sense at the time.
Some may recall rumors about a great scroll, where all the wisdom of the Academy was stored. Hark! I believe I have discovered part of that scared paper! And with the help of a few friends I have been able to restore only a part of that document. I have placed it into the sacred ZPLACE, located in the halls of the Mighty Digits, where it can be shared by all those who are strong at heart, and brave enough to click on the following links…
ZAcademyCompile Colour - 6.7meg zip (recomended)
ZAcademyCompile Low-res Black’n’white - 1.8meg zip
It is believed the great Kurisu still lives in the holly caves of the SENNTIENT.COM and also the now empty plains of the ZACADEMY, where he is planning great and mysterious things with the remaining parts of the scroll. He can still be contacted by yelling very loudly, or placing gifts of appreciation at the gates of the SENNTIENT.COM . If you place your ear to the door you can hear the hammering and sawing as he rebuilds the insides of the great SENNTIENT.COM . It is rumored that these gates will one-day be reopened and Kurisu will walk amongst us once again sharing his wisdom from the great scroll and more! He has possession of the greatest part of the scroll (three-quarters) but has gifted a small portion of it for us mortals to study and learn from. Not just those amongst us now, but for those still to be turned to the Z-side, in the future!
This document contains the wisdom of those amongst us who have shared our knowledge of the technique in creating our meager cave drawings. Some tips. Some tutorials. Mostly, it is the remains of the logs that the mysterious Pix-E-lator threw into our circle. (What happened to that guy? I can tell you he has been promoted up from a floor-sweeper to a desk-job - a GOOD one!)
May the flames that this parchment bring you, ignite your way. It is up to you to benefit from its warmth and guidance. Blessed is Kurisu for letting us share this gift with his permission. Blessed are the likes of Pixelator and Southern for their gifts to the Academy. Also blessed is brother Kazbear with help with on this parchment. He was wounded battling the dragons, but we are still lucky to have him with us today for guidance and knowledge sharing.
All ye, who hear my words, will be blessed. All the rest can stick with Paint-Shop Pro (ver 3!)
Upham.