Ahh HA!
With a little digging in Google I found a screenie that explains it all.

"Presenting…eZ3DMaker!
No more sweating out the details. No more pesky normal or displacement maps. You don’t even have to do texturing or lighting. With a single push of a button you get instant 3D fame!
eZ3DMaker can create one of the following fully production-ready models:
- T-Rex (w/gnashing teeth and totally original skin!)
- Nude Girl (w/armor and skimpy bikini included)
- Mondo Monster!
- Armor Dude (w/weathered, oversized medieval blade)
- Random WTF? (quantum math combined with 24 million polygon model to create something so random that even we have no idea what it is!)
Context sensitive submenus mean you can select all the really cool original details that make your model a sure one-of-a-kind (See image).
This upgrade includes the new eZDemoReel and eZDirect menus! With a push of a button your model is placed on a turntable, industry-standard lighting is applied, and your model is rendered in full 1080p. Then a thirty minute demo reel (showing EVERY conceivable angle of your pride and joy) in Ultra-Slow Mo 60 frames per second is created of your model, burned to a DVD in Summer Bluff, South Dakota, and immediately overnight mailed directly to all those 3D studios that you dream about.
Thanks to our developers you don’t have to get off your butt…just sit on your *** as all the $$ and fame rolls in!"
And to think…its all free! Wow!
P.S. Don’t flame me if your artwork is in the pic. This is all in good fun and an obvious parody of this thread’s contents.