Hello friends, this is a uniform design, commissioned for my latest restaurant: Slice! (Insert copyright symbol here, before posting)
The restaurant will focus on compressed cylinders or lozenge shaped food types which are sub-divided in a linear manner so as to result in an evenly spaced, three dimensional triangular form whose edges intersect at the radial point of origin.
Delivery methods will be costume specific, according to selected food types. As an example, I submit this conceptual costume design for Hot Fresh Apple Pie with Cheddar Cheese and Ice Cream.
The base dish will be presented to the customer by their initial consumables provider, at which point the optionally available additives will be produced by the above pictured Hot Fresh Apple Pie with Cheddar Cheese and Ice Cream Girl (Insert copyright symbol here, before posting).
Her delivery will entail having a molten cheddar cheese wheel placed on her head in the manner of a pillbox type hat. She will then skate down a ramp which will feature two parallel troughs of molten cheddar cheese that she will plunge her arms into, resulting in a clinging residue of delicious cheese.
The Hot Fresh Apple Pie with Cheddar Cheese Girl will then skate over to the consumers table where she will drizzle the still melting cheese on to the previously placed Slice! (Insert copyright symbol here, before posting) of Hot Fresh Apple Pie.
Ice Cream will also be available at an attenuated price scale which will be dependent on the novelty of the delivery method the provider utilizes.
Initial feedback concerning the overall serving process that was received from test subjects indicated a somewhat positive reaction. Some individuals expressed a sympathy for the servers, who were complaining about “blisters” due to their arms and head being covered with molten cheese. Said servers were shamed and promptly fired.
Anyone interested in purchasing a franchise, please contact my lawyers. Don’t contact the numerous lawyers associated with my name due to the lawsuits from the little babies who couldn’t take a few “blisters”. And they weren’t “baseball sized”, they were golf ball sized, or at most racquetball sized. Thank you for your time.