gasperdoochies…I reported to the office like an idiot…I am never bending over for swats again…how humiliating…and I didnt even get a good kiss outta the deal…the cold hard hands of school discipline…at least I got the principal’s cell phone number…and something was promised about dinner and a movie and that I should be able to keep a secret…but if I have to go thru the “show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you” scenario one more time I am going to pull my granite out…Stay away from the office is all I can say… :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
picks teeth “mmm-mmm good! This is what I had for breakfast this morning” says Eyegore with one big wink.
And for lunch I will find some more voters that aren’t on the Eyegore train to the presidency!
ALRIGHTYthennnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Obviously EyeGore has NO problem FLAUNTING his sick habits! We all know what happened when the last PRESIDENT starting flaunting his sick habits…books, talk shows, pictures, and the definition of “it” was questioned! CHAOS!
sorry about being gone yesterday … i think i caught the flew or something…however im feeling better know and dont worry i wont blow chuncks anymore…this mourning i was able to talk with my campain manager kathy and learned that several students running for class president was called to the office yesterday… and from what ive heard they are in big trouble… there charge …over eating and fart knocking… everybody here knows that over eating and fart knocking are against the law,and are extremely dangerous to you health…If im elected i will crack down on people who over eat and people who fart knock…i plan to make our school a better place to learn and to grow… ive brought a picture with me that shows what happens to people who fart knock… clicking this button youll get a chance to view something horrible that can happen to you if you try fart knocking just say no…click here to see a person who is high from fart knocking… http://www.pixolator.com/zbc-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=004371
elect mr bones for you next class president and you wont be sorry…
Mr. Robofrog always writes SOOOO much copy that some of you miss out on what’s said-the 3rd pic on this page (with Brenda’s big mouth) states at the end that we WANT Votes now–cuz the PRIZE CD also goes with the office…and Brenda’s ahead now–so get behind your candidates and vote–but you cant vote for your OWN candidate-- I’M Gonna Eatcha and Bones …need a tie breaker–see above (picture 3 on this page)for CD Prize details–(last paragraph)Yours toothfully -
-Orval Leibenguth class eraser banger 
Now those are some honkin’ big teeth!
Can we vote for this mope?
Deeer Mister Stonecuttlery --I’m flattened by your possible vote butt haf to decline-on account of Chalk dust lungs from banging the erasers of Mrs. Laterneaux --cough --cough–but yer kind consideration has–“BLAAHH HACK HACK !!cough koff!!*#–wrracck” --made my last days at GJHS very “SNOCK!!hach !@Gack” Wonderful wuns! - Orval the Non Runner
My candidate Aaahhnie, has announced he has withdrawn from the race, dislikes the slanderous attack on his Lovely Maria, and will be back to whack you all… :mad:
Aaahnie is running away frhom de raze! WaWHY? Becauz he iz afraid of de fighth without marrria to defend heem.
Dotz right Aaahnie. You are a girllie mon. You are afraid to fighth without marria to protekt your Baibyface. Uhyayayaya!!
Run baibymon. Run back to dat hollywoooodt houze and cry like a baiby.
well folks there it is … the only choice here is dr bones… now my team is working hard to promote me to president so lets not let them down… vote for dr bones and we wont back out of anything…Warning i am payed up to bobby the bone crusher bully so no attempts to beat me ok… i am made of bones you know so i have to protect myself some how…
YAY the deadline for votes is over AND …Barf-I mean YAY-- Brenda wins !!! with 2 votes --So our Beloved Gargoyle Junior High student Body prez is --Brenda --here is her acceptance speech --however we’re TURNING the Sound off to save your hearing…Brenda !
Thank you Brenda—Now the two runners up with 1 vote each were BONES and I’M GONNA EATCHA --they both receive DOCTOR DEMENTO’S CD #9 --with many (24) twisted songs…students WOW and Impending --I need your Mailing addresses --Thanks for campaigning and "almost " voting YAY --Gargoyle Junior ! YAY ! fade out on picture of hallowed grounds of GJHS !!!
Brenda --shut UP —they’re all gone now–NO Mr. Roboclod !! --My first duty as student body president is to change the name of the football team —our Schools name GARGOYLE is so frightening --I think we need to calm down the name of our team–from now on the “Gargoyle Junior High Gut Gougers !” will be known as the ‘Gargoyle Junior High Sissies.’ NO ONE DARE Call Us BULLIES any more !!!—go sissies ! YAY !
thanks for the cool thread robo… ive enjoyed it all the way… kathy … what can i say sis …we tryed and maybe brenda will get caught fart knocking in the girls locker room like next thrusday say around 3 ish…and get tossed off her thrown…id like to say thanks for all your support and for you not eating me mr…Eyegore…Now i know how dan quale feels…
Great thread, RoBo, and as a big fan of ‘Walter Wart’, I KNOW they’re going to love their prizes… 
“No! No! No! I demand a recount! I was robbed! I was robbed! Damn you all! I should have been elected! I am the only man here with the Au-thor-i-tay! Screw you b**tards I’m goin’ home!!!”
lol yes!! 
…i love Cartmen
cartman rules…Mentat, never saw him with teeth though…YIKES!!!
Well if Cartman hadda entered he probably woulda won—but not if he brought along Mr. Hanky-PHEW-Thanks for the nice picture BRAVE Mentat7
Watch it RoBo… :mad:
I just picked up the latest Mr. Hankey Christmas South Park DVD, and I won’t stand for guys bad-mouthing the poo…
(Even if they CAN lift the corner of the Chrysler Building…)
sorry buddy your too late… i believe that had youve ran you might of won… cartman looks really cool…very creative…
what a fabulous thread! thank you, contributors for all the laughs i had and the fantastico pics!
- juandel