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Cast Your vote for class president....-WINNER Announced !! BOO --I mean YAY!

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#21

Thanks classmate Motor !! --Hi remember me??? I’m Bruce’s sister Brenda --with some school cheer --with my dork brother dropping out due to hormones…I’d like to restate my candidacy for Prez !! --Go Gar-GOY-le–GO GO Gar-goy-le!! …wait isn’t it Garfield?? Darn my brothers got me brainwashed…OK smarty from now on you wash your OWN underpants…and I know your secret…so keep your trap shut about me and “Stoney”…sure he “wets the fountain” but I can always count on him to be there for me…

Yea !Team!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

#22

Hi Kiddies, my name is Eyegore and I hail from the “Southern” part of the UK. Some fine candidates for sure, but let me tell you why you should elect me for class president I think it will be obvious that I am the best Eye for the job. I have been shackin up with the janitor here for awhile, I did eat him a while back, but reanimated him for company. If you have noticed that he hasn’t been full of life lately, that is because he is dead. If I am elected, my campaign promise is to make school alot easier and more fun. I will in a short time eliminate the whole facualty by bringing them down here to the basement and eating them. On top of that the food at the school cafeteria will become alot better, I guarantee.

#23

Geez…You withdraw just as I was getting ready to cast my vote for you! This system sux, and I’m going home! :mad:

#24

Mr. Stonecutting man you must get a hall pass to go home…why dont you support Ahhhnie?? he is a STRONG choice!–I hope YOU’LL BE BAACK! Thanks EyeGore and Digits–I think you’ll have a popular vote on your faculty diminishing platform–next we must Jugular the votes!~

Ouch I burnt my hand–I dont know how teachers juggle all you HOT heads!

#25

I vote for Dr. Bones.

He wears glasses, so he must be smart.

Boner! Boner! Boner! Boner!..wait a minute, that doesn’t sound right! :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

#26

Yes Kathy that does sound right and “Bones” with Tony Roma’s BBQ sauce would be a …I’m mean–your CHANT was why my brother Bruce had to drop out–thanks for voting! YAY!!

#27

and just when my headache was about to go away I had to watch brenda do the dance of the trollups…gasp…and Stoney told me that he didnt remember being with Brenda unless she was the one wearing the 3 ply hefty trash bag over her head…but the use of the trash bag was easily cured with four liters of some Kentucky sour mash and a good light switch… :wink: :wink: :wink: Has anyone seen my janitor lumbering around? I seem to have misplaced him and it’s past tea time?

#28

i dr. bones elect would like to face off"get it face off"lol giggle giggle giggle…against the other parties…and further more do we need a mr eyeball man eating the help around this school…i say…vote for me because im cute and smart …and dont worry ladies im not a boner…lol kathy.

#29

Hmm I think I’m gonna vote for Imma Goina Eatcha, but only if he is willing to use his powers to increase my zbrush skill up to Pixolator’s level :smiley:

#30

Obviously SOME people are politically challenged. The only candidate that is here to SERVE the people without hidden agenda’s IS Dr. BONES!

Brenda is shooting for a spot on the Jerry Springer Show and WE ALL KNOW IT!

Trailer Hitch that she is. :stuck_out_tongue:

WE ALL KNOW that Bruce dropped out because BRENDA was going to blackmail him about that “incident”. (We shall NOT tarnish a political debate by going any further on that subject)

EyeGore is a Cannibal…and we ALL know where that leads! Can’t be trusted. He’s looking for a free meal. :wink:

Stoney…well we know WHY he’s called Stoney and WHY he eats Cheesy Poofs…Munchies??? THAT’S RIGHT! Stoney is a Stoner! And a gossiper. I know that Stonecutter DID NOT give Brenda a facelift! He was outta town that week! Yeah. Outta town and…busy…yeah…busy outta town.

We CAN’T vote for Da Ahnald. He’ll bring Maria along, and WE ALL KNOW what happens when the KENNEDY’S get involved.

OldBiker is cool. Nice guy. But DEAF as a DRUM thanks to all those years riding on a hog with NO muffler. So, how’s he gonna HEAR our problems???

RedImp makes alot of promises. I’ve not seen one completed yet! Hey! His anscestors built the Leaning Tower. THEY said they’d fix it…never happened. uh HUH! And did you catch that threat at his press conference??? Blocking US from our ZBrush??? You wanna vote for somebody like THAT!!!

I’m not EVEN going to get started on Ima. The guy has problems dating back to his third marriage to a hedgehog named Marge. Like the cubs are going to win. PALEEEZE.

Dr. Bones HE’S our MAN!!

VOTE DR BONES

Brought to you by the Vote for Dr Bones Foundation

#31

im glad that bruce woke up yesterday and decided to withdraw from the race… from what ive heard around the campus it would put his ego in a bucket… since hes gone i wont go into detail about it…
ill work hard,and long to make sure all of fellow students get a fair deal at this school…
kathy a trusted friend will from now on head up my campain from the vote for bones headquarters in home room 123…if you want to book a interview contact her there to set a appointment… and rem… vote for bones because he cares,plus hes not getting younger…

#32

Dr. Bones CARES and he’s NOT getten any younger! So let’s rack up those votes!

Hey I may be in Florida, but DAMNIT I didn’t count that LAST run! NOT MY FAULT.

I am now accepting Questions to be submitted to Dr. Bones for Answer. (Please don’t bring up the Office Assistant, or the Goverment Car thingy, oh yeah, we most DEFINETLY don’t wanna talk about that brain transplant back in 92. He was acquitted. Let’s remember that folks. ACQUITTED) :smiley: :smiley: :+1:

#33

Well It looks like Classmate Kathy and Mr.Wow have convinced many to vote for Bones–and worthy he is --but so far the official count is suspicious as Brenda has 2 votes from 2 different people–‘I’m goona eatcha’ has ONE vote–and Bones only has ONE official vote…altho he IS the most mentioned and best campaigned for !! :+1: :smiley: :+1: So to get more votes in… our host mister Robocrotch has decided…Brenda --dont open your mouth like that–the guys DONT care!!!

–AS I WAS SAYING…Mr. Robotoad is going to give away to the winner a CD copy of Dr. Demento’s Basement tapes #9 (un -opened of course) featuring such songs ( really these ARE the titles) as—“Bobbledy Breasts” “Every time I see a pig-I think of you” “working where the sun dont shine” “Herm Aphrodite” “I wanna ride on Shania’s Twain” and mr. Roboplop’s own hit of Walter Wart the Freaky Frog…so vote for your fave !! may the best student win…deadline saturday noon pst…

#34

clearly you ppl don’t have any brains for him to suck out anyway, because if you did you would all vote Imma Goina Eatcha. Who else is willing to change history for you? Dr Bones? I don’t think so. I think I actually saw a couple ppl digging up a grave a few weeks back… next day mr. bones appears! Could this have anything to do with eyegores ability to reanimate dead people? I sense a conspiracy! Just remember that dead people don’t make good presidents! So what are you waiting for?

 :+1:    :D    :+1: VOTE IMMA GOINA EATCHA!!!   :+1:    :D    :+1:  :
#35

blinks farts burps all at the same time, Eyegore states that “There can only be one and I have a huge appetite! So jump on the Eyegore ticket or end up a appetizer”

#36

I tell you lies all lies. they are all envious because I get so much, that is why I have a permanent smile on my face. Dr. bones has the name but he can’t bone. all the others are deadbeats. Vote for me, I promise you that I will keep my promise’s. Bone’s campaign committe are just out for trouble. Why vote for a bone man who can’t bone?
One Promise I will keep. If I do not get the votes you will never see the new version of ZBrush, If you think you can live without it, then vote for one of those loosers. Vote for the Imp, the Imp,the one and only RedImp,

#37

(speaker)…"now here this,now here this,will the following students please report to the office… brenda Hemoth,Stoney harris,Aaahhnie Swarzenhonkey,OLD BIKER Houdini,RedImp deevee,Imma Goina Eatcha impending, and Eyegore digits…(drbones)…“teehee teehee giggle giggle”“time to eat eyegore hahahahah”

#38

Like I said! Its a conspiracy! You think its just a coincidence that Dr. Bones isn’t on the list of people scheduled to be eaten??? All the other candidates are making false promises, and the only one you can actually trust is Imma Goina Eatcha! So make your vote now!

#39

THIS MAYHEM MUST STOP!

THIS is what happens when people start THINKING and stop watching MSNBC News!

The Bones campaign is prepared to present 3 character witnesses, and a guy from the Deli down the corner. Now damnit, how can you NOT believe a guy who slops Cornbeaf and Rye all day, huh? HE watches Fox News and Geraldo Rivera! HE knows the truth as we see it!

I implore the viewers and readers of our campaign to consider your children’s children! WHERE will they BE if you DON’T vote bones?

I can tell you where they WON’T be, the land of milk and honey, a car in every garage, a pot in every kitchen, a vacation in Florida…wait a minute, I got enough trouble down here with Spring Break. forget about that one.

VOTE BONES!

Brought to you by the immoveable people of the Bones For President Foundation

~insert cool campaign music here~

#40

Those bones people just do not get it ! how can they vote for a bone man who cannot bone,look at him he is ready to have a coronary ! Check out the Imp he is the ONLY student who has your interest at heart, because your wishes are his wishes also. The new version of Z will soon be available can you aford to vote for anyone other than the one and only RedImp, the guy with the permanent smile because he is so happy. Vote for him and you will have that simle also and the new version of Z to boot.Go Imp,Imp,RedImp,RedImp add infinitum…