I’m 47 (I think) and thought this might be fun. I’ll start off…
You know you’re a “Senior” ZBrusher if…
- You view a new posting and exclaim “wow…cool WIP” only to discover that it is your own.
…your turn…
When you use Zbrush to model a new knob and have it 3d printed to replace the old one on your cane…
When you can’t see the f’ing buttons.
When you start seeing polygons…over your actual CLAY sculpture…lousy kids with there crazy “pixols”…
You open version1.05 by mistake.
You’re a senior member when your son is called Pixol, and your daughter ZShpere
youre in the “under the surveilance of aurick” folder and youre
messages get deleted within minutes if they are unapropriate 
When you’re sculpting in real clay and you get annoyed that you can’t activate x-symmetry. Double the work, doh!