I’m sure I’ll come up with more…
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Who needs an eraser when you have undo?
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Clean up time is a breeze
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Never complained about bad light (that late after noon glare coming in through the window doesn’t count)
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The only thing toxic is the junk food:D
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Usually comes with climate control
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Never run out of it, specially when the updates are free (thank you Pixologic)
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Haven’t had to get it out of my clothes… yet
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Can’t say I’ve ever come back to discover some one’s left red hand prints on it (you know who you are)
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Unless you have an anti gravity chamber, you can’t compete with millions of weightless polygons or their tiny friends the pixel
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It never sets up too fast or too slow. Well at least most rendering engines give you some kind of estimated countdown
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The boss can’t see you watching the clock
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Will never be rushed to emergency room because of it (there’s probably that one person who will though)
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Can you believe that there are people who get to work from home?
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The sound of a keyboard is a lot easier to drown out with a radio than an air compressor is
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I mentioned it’s non toxic right? That’s an important one:lol:
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What other medium does half the work for you?
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It’s easy to do, all your really doing is pushing buttons
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With today’s global networking portabilities you can (in theory) do it floating in the pool sippin rum out of a coconut
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Never missed an important phone call on account I couldn’t walk away from it
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Have you ever accused a friend of stealing a rake, then feeling like an ass cause you found it under your table
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My air brush in Photoshop never clogs on me
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Not once have I ever had to sharpen a wacom pen (I do get this annoying little pop ups telling me which hot key I’m pressing:mad:)
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Details strainning your eyes, just zoom in
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I’m willing to bet your lazy-susan doesn’t have Crysis loaded on… maybe it is a crysis, in that case you should just start over:lol:
Sam P.