One evening, a man was at home watching television and
eating peanuts.
He’d
toss them into the air, and then catch them with his
mouth. In the
middle of
catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question. As
he turned to
answer her,
the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to
dig the peanut out,
but
only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. He
asked his wife for
assistance, and after several hours of trying to
remove the peanut,
they
became concerned and decided to go to the hospital. As
they were ready
to go
out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
After being
informed of
their problem, their daughter’s date said he could get
the peanut
out.The
young man told the father to sit down. The young man
then shoved two
fingers
up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When
the father blew,
the
peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and
yelled for joy. The
young
man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter
brought the young man
to
the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone,
the mother turned
to the
father. “That’s wonderful. He’s so smart! I wonder
what he’s going to
be when
he grows up!” “From the smell of his fingers, our
son-in-law.”
