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Garage sale

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#1

Will be selling the entire contents of my garage this weekend.
Items include:

  1. Broken Beach Umbrella ( simple sewing would fix)
  2. Flat and slightly flat tires.
  3. Three cans of swept beach sand.
  4. Used napkins ( may be trimmed)
  5. Either old snicker’s bars or new mouse dropppings.
  6. Old meat or new cheese.
  7. '57 Buick
  8. Jimmy Hoffa’s underwear.
  9. Tools that I don’t know what they are or how to use them.
  10. Girl from my Senior Prom ( preserved)

Serious bids only.
You must pick items up, at night, after dark.
No Police Department personel may bid.
Small bills in nonconsecutive numbers.

If successful will be having a yard sale in September.

#2

i’ll give ya a buck fiddy for the lot, cept the mystery meat/cheese last batch i bought from ya turned my back hairs all green and gold which is kinda hard to explain when yer deep in Bears territory on game day.

#3

$2 for the Buick, as long as you include free tetanus shots.

#4

Serious bids Please!!!
Licences and manuals included with all items.

#5

No aluminum? I need aluminum for the small foundry I bought recently…
www.foundry101.com
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lemo

#6

Aluminum and all other metals are reserve items and will be kept for the yard sale.

These items are not to be confused with those sold
through the daz platinum club.

There will be free updates on many of the items as soon
as the beta users report back.
The snickers/mouse droppings are sold on an “as is” basis.

#7

Hey I will bid five bucks on the tires. I need to replace the furniture/tires in my living room…the tread has worn bald on mine.

Ten bux for your prom date, but you have to include a manual and a curling iron :wink: and a link to a website for saw dust.

:smiley:

ps. do you accept paypal ?

#8

Tires can also be used as above the ground pool.

Prom queen was preserved the night of the prom and from then
on.

Items are moving quickly, don’t be shut out.
For consideration will hand deliver ( using tongs perhaps)

#9

I can’t make it till sunday evening.

Can you put the underwear to one side for me ?

#10

If it helps, . . I could leave a small deposit on them.

#11

Underwear, no sweat.

They were Jim’s favorite.

Password for admittance is hershey.

#12

Real bodgers melt iron!

#13

This entire thing has rather shaken my world view.

You had a prom date?

#14

You had a prom date?

In a manner of speaking.
At that time I was a prodigy drunk.
Started drinking for real at the tender age of 15 ( truthfully)
Hung out with people much older than myself.
Girl I took to the prom was, in fact, two years older than I.
( my first real status symbol)
Anyway, we got fried before the dance itself ( incidentally went to
a parochial-CAtholic- high school).
When we showed up at the dance itself, our group was already halfway
in the bag.
After a bit, in a crowded room, we started to dance to a slow number.
Room was warm, crowded and the drinks themselves got to me.
To sum up, during the dance, I got sick all over the girl I was with.
Not to be undone, after a long meaningful pause, she got sick on me.
The score was I get sick on her twice, she gets sick on me once.

Afterwards.
People in charge of dance threw us all out.
Over a hundred people today have very good memories of my and their
Prom night.

FAst ps, I became a problem drinker, plus experimentation with various
items.

Have been “clean” for over 25 years, except for Big Macs

#15

I like the happy ending.

I can also attest that Big Macs are a habit to kick.

#16

Big Macs vs cocaine.

  1. One is cheaper than the other.
  2. One is more available than the other ( depending on location)
  3. One comes with flavoring
  4. Both have dealers with same sense of personal hygiene.
  5. Ronald has worked with both.
  6. Rehab for one is 28 days.
  7. Both produce a feeling of elation.
  8. One stains clothing.
  9. Both are available in drive thru’s.

This is by no means encouraging children to try Big Macs.

#17

I know… but the neighbors became angry when they got hold of the fact that I planed to burn used break fluid and used motor oil to melt ferrous metals :cool: . I feel so misunderstood…
Lemo

#18

I feel so misunderstood…

Tell me about it…

#19

I’m not sure I understand.

#20

Bill…for your own safety/sanity…it’s best you don’t…stay away from bicc’s mystery meat/cheese/mouse dropping snicker’s bar and you’ll come to understand that the less you know the better. Something like that anyways.

ok i’m off to trim off some napkins. (Thanks for the tip Bicc!)