Two things.
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I finally upgraded to 2gb ram, now even though it’s junk, it will be made faster.
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I might have figured out a way to get my money back for the memory
and the trip to Siggraph.
In order to accomplish this I need help from people with any of the following credentials:
a. ability to fly a Huey gunship.
b. expert in explosives.
c. ability to dress as a member of the opposite sex.
d. former Disney employee ( I will check this)
e. You must be able to rapel at least 20 floors at night.
f. former graphics employees with a grudge.
g. Any member that was discharged from a commando unit.
h. former inmate of a penal colony in any country.
i. at least 4 separate identities.
Obviously if you possess more than two or these you will receive top consideration.
I have given much thought to personality and other traits and have come to
the conclusion that the following would be helpful ( though not required)
a. you cannot work with anyone without starting an argument.
b. personal hygiene is looked upon as being for others.
c. “They” are responsible for your problems.
d. Digital figures “understand” you.
e. “They” don’t understand anything and it is up to you to show them
the way, even if they resist.
There are more, but you get an idea of the “profile” of the ideal candidate.
For my plan to be effective, it must be done between 2:00am and 5:00 am in Boston,on the morning of August 1.
Obviously if you are in a “public facility” on that date, you cannot help.
We have two possibilities of “inside help”.
One is dependent on the advance from his book publisher.
One is dependent on whether they send him to a gaming company
over a holiday.
More later.
