I thought I would leave the details of this picture to the following report from the Hammerton News, 28 December 2001:
Yesterday in Little Hammerton, Sam and Pam Stoker were sitting down to their dinner, when they froze with horror because they had seen Count Dracula rising from their gravy boat. Sam told our reporter that the gravy seemed to be evaporating and forming the body of Count Dracula. He added a small hell broke loose behind the gravy boat whilst this was going on. Suddenly, Dracula was full-size and on the other side of their kitchen table, whereupon he rushed around to Pam and bit her neck. Dracula then purloined the rare steak on Sam’s plate, changed into a bat and flew straight for the window to escape. The bat then picked itself up off the floor, rubbed its head and this time opened the window. This morning, an important visitor has arrived in Little Hammerton - Professor Hayrick Van Illa-Icing, the famous vampire hunter. Sadly, Sam had to carry out the unpleasant duty of staking Pam through the heart. The process was taking longer than was desirable until the Professor pointed out to Sam that it was no good using the beefsteak that had been left on Pam’s plate the night before, he should be using a wooden stake. Detective Inspector Lyle Investigate is in charge of this investigation. He said that they have already arrested a human servant of Dracula by the name of Abigail Veiny, who was working in the gravy-browning factory and had poured Dracula’s ashes into a jar of gravy browning. He said their researches suggested that with the nourishment of the beef gravy, Dracula was able to regenerate. The detective has warned anybody who should come across Dracula, not to approach him as he is walking around with an unlicensed set of dangerous teeth. The Government is very concerned about this situation, and fears mass demonstrations by the League Against Gravy Browning, who will use this case to prove the point they have been making for years, that gravy browning is detrimental to people’s health. In this they will be joined by the Natural Gravy Society.
All ZBrush apart from the name at the bottom.
Dave