It’s that time again at Gargoyle Junior High School to elect a school president…And after two years as Sergeant of Arms…I Bruce B. Hemoth would like to throw my horns into the ring…If elected I promise to sit on the roof above the hallowed halls of GJHS…and ward off evil Basketball teams…and make sure foreign exchange students understand that a “Brownie” isn’t always a chocolate baked goods item …If you would like to run for President please place your class picture and bio in this thread…hoping for your vote …I remain B.B. Hemoth class of 2003 !
lol robo…Bruce B. Hemoth…lol…the script is as funny as the images…yer a character for sure…and btw…did yer email change…coz I got returned mail on you twice, robo? keep up the wit… 
Really kids I DO want those votes --remember as Sergeant of Arms only 3 flags touched the ground during assemblies and I paid for the ones that had to be burned…If elected I promise to mysteriously “lose” robotalks email…and make sure they switch to Avacado’s from FROGS in the cafeteria when making the Guacamole’ on Taco Tuesdays! --think it over !!
I feel better, You posted, are you trying to hurt an old man. Great story and image as usual robo. thanks for sharing, I look forward to your posts.
DeeVee
Thank You Hall Monitor Dee Vee !! Hi --I’m Brenda B. Hemoth I’d just like to say My Brother Bruce is an Idiot…He is not running for President of GARGOYLE Junior High !!–It’s GARFIELD Junior high as In James Garfield the United State’s only president that was a CAT—Bruce never pays attention to history if he did he’d know stuff like that…plus do you really want to vote for someone who is so ugly? --If I AM elected --I will sit on the roof and scare away evil Soccer teams and let foreign exchange students know that a WEDGIE is not always a shoe…vote for someone different ! kisses-Brenda B. Hemoth (the CUTE-Smart-Hemoth)
lol thats really hilarious… its a pretty hard choice as to which one should be president… 
I vote for Brenda! Beauty and brains for me anyday. I spect that Bruce looks the way he does because his sister wedgeed his head at a very early age.
yah! 2003!
I think it’s got to be Brenda for me because I do like a good set of teeth. Great story and image lol. 
Dave
I would like to introduce myself…I am Stoney and I want yer votes…you know that Brenda is a ho, and will do nothing but sit on the job eating pigeon poo. I promise if elected to allow free use of my pool to all the orphaned Home Economics Majors. I will wash up this dirty election. Brenda stuffs her bra as well as the ballet boxes…and I heard on good authority that she visited a good friend of mine, Stonecutter, for a facelift…I may not have big Knockers, but I am a clean candidate and want your votes. Cheesy poofs for everyone 
a vote for me is a solid vote…and you can write that in stone… :eek: :eek: :eek:
This is going to be a cool thread, you seem to be able to just keep creating and then creating and then… where do you get all your ideas from, I am truly amazed.
Arran (picsas)
Of course you must elect me, Aaahhnie…
I will smash you if you do not, and terminate this election…! (By Crom…!)
Well Said Ahhnie !!–your nomination is seconded–good luck Ahhhnie Swarzenhonkey!-on the Stonecutter ticket---- It appears The “Stoney” one on the ‘Ron Harris ticket’–Seems to Have ‘Carnival Knowledge’ of Brenda but the rumors state that He DIDN’T knock over her milk bottles with his soft ball–and did not take home the fluffy bunny-----I think we need other artist’s tickets to balance out the vote–clearly my backer mr. ‘Bozotalk’ wants more candidates other than his ticket…so if you have a nomination please post picture and campaign promises…I’m on record as NOT running but believe I should stand up for Brenda who DOES Not stuff her Bra–However Bruce has been known to wear warm jello in his jock…You didn’t hear it from me…Wiliam (Bill)E. Gohht… 2nd year metal shop.
OLD BIKER TO THE POWER!!!
Hey you! Are you talkin to my? ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME??? The only thing you can say to me is: “I VOTE ON YOU!!” !!! Do you understand or do I have to pass with my Harley over you to make you understand???
Vote for me RedImp ! I will grant all your wishes, I will let you get some of what I am getting behind this curtain. All you have to do is vote for me, and all your wildest wishes will become a reality.If you do not I will block you from using ZBrush for a whole day! 
As your only foreign exchange student, vote for me and I’ll change history. The teachers know nothing, Einstein was wrong. Vote for me and choose a teacher to be vaporized. Don’t want your ex-sweetheart to be born, done. Want the South to have won, want the Cubs to win, want me to alter your DNA to make you more . . . . manly. Vote for me !!!
PS: don’t vote for me and I’ll suck your brains out hehe
Sincerely,
Imma Goina Eatcha
OOOoo lemme count duh votez. I can doo it, reely! 
i would like the postion of president… ill work hard,always be funny, and ill never go into space again…vote for me… i might be just bones but i have a heart of stones… 
ROFL Hi all :), I have been lurking in the post due to lack of time < work, work,work, work > :(. I love all the art work that has been posted, BUT this thread has made my week LOL. You all have done an excellent job! It is going to be so hard to make a vote! May the best He/She/It win LOL
Thank you all for sharing!!
Thanks head cheeleader -smiles- and everyone!! I have a shocking announcement to make…I Bruce B. Hemoth hereby withdraw my candidacy for student body president of Gargoyle junior High…due to conflict of interest…I’m interested… in my teacher Mrs. Mary Kay Laterneaux (yes -she still married --but we’ll work it out) ever since I was 15 I’ve had a “crush” on her and now that I’m a bit older she has returned the attention and we’re leaving this backward State for a place people understand intermural social interaction…I’m the luckiest boy in school to have a teacher like Mary ever since she gave me a B+ in Honeymoon Prep. 101 I’ve been on cloud 9–so Bless you all who were going to vote for me…But I must pull out !
I praise the campaign sign of the candidate on the Houdini ticket-he’s a stout hearted biker and one who we’ve been looking at…to make his mark at GJHS and let his Brando be felt!!! Meanwhile Mr. DeeVee’s candidate has been accused in a scandal with intern Monica Lablowski --Red Imp swears under oath the “I did not have Sex with that woman…well I might have without knowing it…what exactly is this 'SEX’stuff you’re talking about??”–so hopefully he will set the record straight and end ALL the rumors around campus–My money is on mr.Impendings candidate for his good looks and superior campaign promises–And Mr. filament’s candidate who is a worhty classmate -but oh so frail has had threats made on his candadicy by my sister…who threatens to sneak into the boys shower room and towel pop him to death --Mr. Ahhnie Swarzenhonkey will stand guard so this wont happen but if he continues to sniff up talcum powder off the mirror he will be ineffective as prez due to that talc making his brain so slippery nothing will stick to it–If you have any gossip–or rumors to be denied --here is your platform and It still isn’t to late to fill my vacant chair so post your candidates–and you may begin to vote as well…
warm puppies!!–Bruce
“…But I Must Pull Out”
Now THAT’S funny!