Snip sniff snip snipperty clickerty laugh snip.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
#include perspective.h
#include humour.h
#include goodwill.h
ENTITY THEE;
HRESULT hr;
void Header(ENTITY);
void Footer(ENTITY);
void Header(THEE)
{
hr = ARE THEE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?;
if (!FAILED(hr))
{
continue();
} else
{
diminish();
}
}
void main()
{
Header(You);
/*
First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust
Note:
“Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken”
-Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U. sect
O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts!
What fear ye more that what ye have wroughten?; Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear–and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
With our concept making apparatus called “mind” we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The ideas-about-reality are mistakenly labeled “reality” and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see “reality” differently.
The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions.
So in recognition and response to the aneristic tendencies of this ZBC establishment, and as a public service to all mankind and civilization in general the – DISCORDIAN SOCIETY – doth hereby certify Antimorph to utilize MOZILLA technology to create a multi-tiered ZBC thin client and metaforum and act to restore the Eristic principle into the artistic life of ZBrush users.
The Golden Apple Corps concluded that planning such a piece of software is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around to actually writing it.
*/
Footer(You);
}
void Footer(THEE){
If (THEE think this is just a ha-ha)
{
read it again();
} else
{
IGNOTUM PER IGNOTIUS;
The meaning of this is unknown;
For more information consult the Principia Discordia;
}
}
