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New Virus warning

Subject: New Virus alert!

New Virus

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect those of us who were born before 1968

Symptoms of Senile Virus

  1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.

  2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

  3. Causes you to send to wrong person.

  4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.

  5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

  6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished the ………………

I thought I should warn people because I am definitley affected by the symptoms.
Dave :smiley:

I have heard that the cure for this virus is called “E-Mail for Dummies” and can be purchased at most major retail outlets. Most of our office staff was cured within hours after having acquired said treatment. :smiley:

omg…Dave…lol…I definitely have that virus…thank goodness its a computer problem and not a biological virus, coz I know I would be terminal with it :+1: :smiley: :+1:

The only therapy !
Writing on sheet paper and go to the Post office :smiley:
It’s radical ! I try it :cool:
Pilou

Good one, Dave. Unfortunately, I was born with that virus and no number of readings of Email for Dummies will ever keep my natural forgetfulness and absent- mindedness from kicking in many times a day (and not just when using Outlook).

Thanks for the chuckle

Wayne