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Humor of the day (Aug 27)

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#1

Some questions that really make ya wonder…

  1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and
    say, “I think I’ll
    squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
    out”?
  2. Why do toasters always have a setting that
    burns the toast to a
    horrible
    crisp which no decent human being would eat?
  3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in
    the freezer?
  4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
    there a song about him?
  5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
    carpool lane?
  6. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make
    a radio out of coconut,
    why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
  7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking
    for the time, but don’t
    point to their crotch when they ask where the
    bathroom is?
  8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
    get undressed if they are
    going to look up there anyway?
  9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
    on all fours? They’re
    both dogs!
  10. What do you call male ballerinas?
  11. Can blind people see their dreams?
  12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
  13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
    that Acme crap, why
    didn’t he just buy dinner?
  14. Why is a person that handles your money called
    a ‘Broker’?
  15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
    oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  17. If a man is talking in the forest, and no
    woman is there to hear him,
    is he still wrong?
  18. Why is it that when someone tells you that
    there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if
    they tell you there is wet
    paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
    sure?
  19. If electricity comes from electrons, does
    morality come from morons?
  20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated
    by a mouse?
  21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
    Little Star have the
    same
    tune?
  22. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
    Alphabet Soup?
  23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s
    outside the hemisphere, but
    call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
#2

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#3

Nice going you redneck fish predator…

Now I have to clean my monitor!!! :angry:

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#4

hehe, this is some pretty good material here Ron… thanx for the chuckle… :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

#5

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: funny stuff, ronzo! ;o)

#6

#6 Was quoted by Bob Denver in the movie “Back To The Beach”. :slight_smile:

I hope you don’t think any less of me, now that you know that I know that. :smiley:

#7

LOL of course not WO…I get these funny mails from friends and family…and when I see a decent one I forward it to the forum…lol…I am not creative enough of a writer to come up with some of the zingers I copy onto the forum :wink: With all the drama that sometimes goes on around here, a little humor is a good remedy to heal a frown…yall have a good one and I am glad you all enjoyed these
Ron :+1:

#8

LOL :+1: :+1: :roll_eyes: :slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue: FUNNY!

#9

The bit about the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has me seriously unnerved now that I’ve become aware of it… :eek: