A highschool sweetheart sent me this …thought I would share the smile with you all…
Ron
Jack awoke up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of ice
water on the bedside table. He sits up and sees his clothing piled on a
side
chair, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the bedroom and sees that
everything is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is
on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you, Pat.”
So Jack drags his butt to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His visiting daughter is at the table,
eating. Jack asks her, " Honey, what happened last night?" His daughter
says, "Well, you came home after midnight, a bit drunk and whacked out,
broke
a small table when you fell into it, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself
a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Jack, now confused and puzzled, asks, “So, why is everything ok, and
breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m
married’!”