post them if you got them…
could be funny artwork.
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room
doctor asked her. “Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde
replied. “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide
by shooting your finger off?” “No silly!” the blonde said. “First I
put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these
breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.” “So then?”
asked the doctor. “Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I
just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting
myself in the mouth.” “So then?” “Then I put the gun to my ear, and
I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in
the other ear before I pulled the trigger.”