Your models look like crap.
The backgrounds from hell.
It takes two or three hours to find the tools the guy listed in the manual.
The announcement when it comes,is usually on one of the forums,
sometimes a member rushes to tell you.
…( Glen, Meats, Alex,Aaron,etc, sorry first names but after all we are close) has a new dvd out.
Unlock the secrets, put your fears to rest,find out how the others do it.
You race to (Amazon, Gnomon, etc, very nice people at Gnomon)
Such is the extent of the excitement you spell your name wrong on the credit card information.
Two minutes after the order is placed, you race to the window to see if it is here yet.
After agonizing, weeks, days, hours, minutes, the package is there.
You own it,
The secret is in your grasp.
The keys to the kingdon are near.
Again excitement takes over, you put the disc in delicately; wrong side up.
It plays.
It couldn’t be.
That voice. ( Glen, Meats, Alex, Aaron, etc) has an accent.
They don’t sound that way on the forum, do they?
You watch as the mysteries unfold.
Where did that menu come from? How did he do that?
No matter how excited you are and how deep into it you are, at some point your eyes start to slowly close. Your body starts to squirm in the chair.
Somewhere around you, someone asks what it is you have been looking at. Considering the purchase price is sometimes next months rent, you do one of two things.
Dismiss it with a casual comment.
Or
Declare it the best thing since sliced bread.
Usually you are on the first 5 minutes of a 10 hour lesson.
The hours pass, you break it down into sections, take notes, shut down.
And then it comes.
You open up your copy of the program.
This time it will be different.
This time I am the master, the program is the slave.
You select the tool that you had not known until this very minute existed.
You put in on the canvas.
And, AND…
.Your models look like crap.
The backgrounds from hell.
It takes two or three hours to find the tools the guy listed in the manual.
The announcement when it comes,is usually on one of the forums,
sometimes a member rushes to tell you.
…( Glen, Meats, Alex,Aaron,etc, sorry first names but after all we are close) has a new dvd out.
Unlock the secrets, put your fears to rest,find out how the others do it.
A special thank you to …( Glen, Meats, Alex,Aaron,etc, sorry first names but after all we are close)
for what they have shown us.