Fart Alarm Kit - Zony contracted...

[dOb]

Hello :)

2 days ago, I and my cousin were talking... Believe me he's a kind of fart king :) He farts all day...

You hear his fart before you see his face in the mornings :)

Well, It's ok when I can hear but what if I can't hear? If I listen music with earphones for example? So I came out with this idea LOL.

http://www2.zbrushcentral.com/zbc_uploads/user_image-1010001980yxh.jpg

PS: I didn't try to make it look great. It's just a joke which I wanted to share :)

Happy new year.

[cneofotistos]

lau**ing m* ASS of*

:)

and it's cool enough as a pic, don't worry

[juandel]

no doubt: this is a mucho :tu: and very useful device! what a future: human fireflies will roam the streets and the beanmarket gets heavily supported by fastthinking energy agencies. congratulations... you might be very rich soonissimo, dOb! :D

[dOb]

Juandel, This was "Ginger" but they have canceled the project and changed the original "Ginger" idea... What a pity for mankind LOL.

Chris, I'm happy If I made you smile little bit :D

[Stonecutter]

Great work, and funny as well, D!
:tu: :tu: :tu:
Very slick and articulate presentation!

[Smiles]

roflma , OK... I live & work with all men! Where can I get a case, & do I get a discount for buying in bulk! < sorry guys , but it ain't roses!>

[drjjwow]

just plain fartastic...

[aurick]

I heard a theory once that farts are the key to solving the world's energy crisis. Consider:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>1 Hippopotamous fart will heat your home for the winter.
<LI>10 Frog farts will propel a canoe ten feet. <LI>1 million mosquito farts will put out a forest fire (although they might still kill everything in the forest from the fumes).[/list]

The bad news is that one Bin Laden beer fart will kill 10 Americans.

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Sorry. That was really bad, I know.

On the other hand, that's a very clever pic that you've come up with. Nothing like a little "light" humor. :D

[Ron Harris]

cute posting....now if I buy one, my wife would say that I need a 2000 watt bulb...coz the sheer force would blow the filament to smitherines :) thnx for makin me smile :D :D :D

[banez]

hey since your cousin is king or Farts is this his website from fart farm . com
Adult content rateD PG 13 http://www.fartfarm.com/snow!.wav

[dOb]

Wow, after my last post Zony contacted me and contracted me :) Gosh, they are so fast huh?!

Also they made an ad for it:

http://www2.zbrushcentral.com/zbc_uploads/user_image-1010014228zag.jpg

:D

Hey, EZ, I know that site :) LOL

[Stonecutter]

Great follow-up, dOb!!! :cool:
The presentation style here is impressive, and your models are rockin'!! Nice work!

[banez]

i dunno i can RIP a prety mean Fart My self.
all my friends i hung around with we used to play the fart game i allways won they said my Farts had a
AFTER SHOCK to them like a earth quake.
mine was deadly and silent you couldn't hear them but enough power to burn your eyes like a can of pepper spray = mace.
my X girlfriend allways like them though we used to cuttle up in bed back to back and i used to give her a back massage with my farts.
i never could figure out why she allways feed me bake beans for breakfast lunch and dinner NOW i know why...
i was so GASED up from them beans one day i Blew a 90 year old lady over one day when i was Bend over tieing my shoe :eek:

[dOb]

ÈZ,

stop it *roflma*

Well, now we're working on deadly and silent fart type at Zony.

Zony has great fart detect technology here :)

PS: Don't tell anyone it's a secret technology. And... We'll add a 3 parachutes to retail version as a bonus :) Remember that 90 year old lady? This will be a lifesaver bonus.

[Ron Harris]

lol...love the updated version..I feel safer now with the wattage test and all... :)....roflmao..... :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :o :o :o :tu: :tu: :tu:

[dOb]

This thread reminds me some old stuff we talked about at school :) LOL It was a project called:

"Distilled Fart Effect on Capitalist Economics"

LOL

[aurick]

LOL. A wonderfully zany follow-up, which is appropriate since you now have backing from Zony. :) It's a nice ad design that you've created. Good fun!

[drkwarrior]

Very imaginative idea,you might have just solved any future energy crisis.