Ron Harris
08-27-02, 02:46 PM
Some questions that really make ya wonder........
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in
the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make
a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours? They're
both dogs!
11. What do you call male ballerinas?
12. Can blind people see their dreams?
13. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
14. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
15. Why is a person that handles your money called
a 'Broker'?
16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18. If a man is talking in the forest, and no
woman is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
19. Why is it that when someone tells you that
there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if
they tell you there is wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
19. If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated
by a mouse?
21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the
same
tune?
22. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in
the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make
a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours? They're
both dogs!
11. What do you call male ballerinas?
12. Can blind people see their dreams?
13. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
14. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
15. Why is a person that handles your money called
a 'Broker'?
16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18. If a man is talking in the forest, and no
woman is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
19. Why is it that when someone tells you that
there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if
they tell you there is wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
19. If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated
by a mouse?
21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the
same
tune?
22. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?